So my 27 year old, mother of two and 18 weeks pregnant cousin not only ran the 26.2 mile long Boston Marathon earlier today but she did it with a time of 4 hours, 4 minutes and 42 seconds, which means she averaged 9 minutes and 20 seconds per mile.

In the freezing rain.

And she’s 18 weeks pregnant!

Holy shit.

My record time ever for running a mile was in the sixth grade with a time of 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

Excuse me while I go gorge myself on a king sized twix bar.